Its very rare you see something that always makes you smile. The latest dance craze to hit the UK does lol. This is why I love T-mobile they are just so strange.
Wednesday 11 February 2009
Friday 26 December 2008
Merry Christmas
Just like to say Merry Christmas. I keep neglecting my blog for some reason, I’m going to try and make 2009 different and keep it upto date.
I got my new laptop on 24th December so I have no reason not to keep it upto date.
I’m working on a couple of big projects, including a new community site so that’s taking a lot of time, but I have figured all work and no play isn’t good. So I am going to do both.
Sunday 24 August 2008
Saturday 16 August 2008
Contemplation
Sometimes we do things and they you think is that the right thing to do, inevitably it generally may not be the right decision but if it's right at the time then surely that's all that matters.
Alcohol does also let our inhibitions go, which recently I am learning that's not the best thing to do.
I said as I grow older I will learn. It's not going to happen so I am giving up learning lol
Tuesday 25 March 2008
You Give a Little Love
Well I was just watching TV. Yes I know, shock I sometimes watch TV. The new Coca Cola advert, I knew I had heard the song before. And I found it was Give a Little Love from the film Bugsy Malone, you know the one with lots of kids in. Heres the video to the song and its followed by the Coca Cola version. You actually get the drift of the song at around 2.20 seconds
Monday 24 December 2007
Random Christmas Joke
December 14, 1972
My dearest darling John:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? How can I ever express my pleasure. Thank you a hundred times for thinking of me this way.
My love always, Agnes
December 15, 1972
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love, Agnes
December 16, 1972
Dear John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I must protest. I don't deserve such generosity, three French hens. They are just darling but I must insist, you've been too kind.
All my love, Agnes
December 17, 1972
Dear John:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough. You are being too romantic.
Affectionately, Agnes
December 18, 1972
Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered five golden rings, one for every finger. You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love, Agnes
December 19, 1972
Dear John:
When I opened the door today there were actually six geese laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again huh? These geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.
Cordially, Agnes
December 20, 1972
John:
What's with you and those freaking birds?? Seven swans a swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird poop all over the house and they never stop the racket. I can't sleep at night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny. So stop those freaking birds.
Sincerely, Agnes
December 21, 1972
O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with 8 maids a milking? It's not enough with all those birds and 8 maids a milking, but they had to bring their damn cows. There is manure all over the lawn and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me, smartass.
Agnes
December 22, 1972
Hey Shithead:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's nine pipers playing. And Christ do they play. They've never stopped chasing those maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.
You'll get yours! Agnes
December 23, 1972
You rotten prick:
Now there's ten ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been balling those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't sleep and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned.
I'm calling the police on you! Agnes
December 24, 1972
Listen Fuckhead:
What's with those eleven lords a leaping on those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again. Those pipers ran through the maids and have been committing sodomy with the cows. All twenty-three of the birds are dead. They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied, you rotten vicious swine.
Your sworn enemy, Agnes
December 25, 1972
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein. The destruction, of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have been instructed to shoot you on sight. With this letter please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially, Law Offices of Badger, Bender and Chole
Sunday 16 December 2007
Leon Jackson wins X-Factor
Well he was my favourite choice to win and I am glad he did.
Scottish crooner Leon Jackson has won the fourth series of ITV talent search the X Factor.
"It's not real," said the stunned 18-year-old as he took the prize of a £1 million recording contract. "Thank you for everybody who voted."
Second place went to Welsh tenor Rhydian Roberts, while sibling act Same Difference came third.
Leon's single - a rewritten version of Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston's When You Believe - is out on Monday.
He is likely to scoop the coveted Christmas number one next week, following in the footsteps of the last two X Factor winners, Shayne Ward and Leona Lewis.
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